Congratulations, David and Katja!

Links to more pictures coming soon. Well, if they get uploaded.

Our second member taken off the market.

dick w/o balls

Caught your attention?

[13:44] Shey: i wnat a machine with atleast 8 cores
[13:45] Tom: greedy.
[13:45] Shey: ha i have a crappy laptop
[13:45] Shey: it doesn't even have Core2duo
[13:45] Shey: it's called a Pentium Dual-Core
[13:45] Shey: wtf is that
[13:45] Tom: yeah i've wanted to invest in a nice little server.
[13:45] Tom: P4?!?!?!?
[13:45] Tom: centrino?! lol
[13:45] Shey: haha no
[13:45] Shey: it's like a level above celeron
[13:46] Shey: it's worse than Pentium Core duos
[13:46] Shey: so that makes it worse than Pentium D
[13:47] Shey: it's like a dick w/o balls
[13:47] Shey: brb lunch

Never push the red button.

[11:24] b22c34v56: I did something stupid
[11:24] b22c34v56: just the other day
[11:25] thomasnguyencom: huh? lol
[11:25] b22c34v56: instead of uninstalling ubuntu the normal way
[11:25] b22c34v56: I simply formated the linux partition
[11:26] b22c34v56: saying to myself, what is the worse that could happen?
[11:26] thomasnguyencom: hehe
[11:26] b22c34v56: so, I deleted my master boot record on my pos laptop
[11:27] b22c34v56: I thought I would share my mishap for future pgh547 members
[11:27] thomasnguyencom: =) thanks!
[11:27] thomasnguyencom: post it oh PGH547!
[11:27] b22c34v56: damn, blogging
[11:28] thomasnguyencom: haha
[11:28] thomasnguyencom: share it

Happy now Tom?

"too much fail in this chat"

[09:22] djsopa: hey, you got that link handy to check UH degrees?
[09:23] thomasnguyencom: https://www.stu.uh.edu/uoh/degverpublic/degreeinput.jsp
[09:23] thomasnguyencom: don't think its used anymore though...
[09:23] thomasnguyencom: they use studentclearinghouse.org
[09:23] thomasnguyencom: PAYSITE
[09:23] thomasnguyencom: wtf.
[09:24] djsopa: your link works son
[09:24] thomasnguyencom: with new grads?
[09:24] thomasnguyencom: ah yeah old school is still there.
[09:25] thomasnguyencom: ben and marie haven't been updated.
[09:25] djsopa: new school not there?
[09:25] djsopa: oooooooooooooooooooooooooohhh
[09:25] djsopa: bens name
[09:25] djsopa: benjamin Gia?
[09:25] djsopa: if so, only his bba is listed
[09:26] djsopa: fail
[09:26] thomasnguyencom: gia
[09:26] thomasnguyencom: i know
[09:27] thomasnguyencom: ok so gia is pronounced, "yeah" so "gia, i know" made me lol
[09:27] djsopa: ROFL
[09:27] djsopa: gia i know i nguyen
[09:27] thomasnguyencom: exactly!!!!
[09:27] thomasnguyencom: now you know *star across the screen*
[09:27] djsopa: gina nguyen, perfect
[09:27] djsopa: NBC gia gia
[09:27] thomasnguyencom: lol
[09:27] djsopa: ROFL, out son
[09:28] thomasnguyencom: out!
[09:28] djsopa: too much fail in this chat
[09:28] djsopa: out

HULKASHEY Returns!

[10:48] Sheheryar: :-D
[10:48] Thomas: sweeeeeeeeeeeeett!
[10:48] Thomas: how was the flight
[10:48] Thomas: where are you at
[10:48] Thomas: what are you doing
[10:48] Sheheryar: i'm in Mississauga
[10:48] Thomas: bad fuckin ass.

Operation School Supplies 2009.

If you're up for Sort Day, let's roll. Make sure you RSVP with them, not me.

Lan Party

Even though I just sent the email today, I decided to post the request here as well. I would like people to tell me if they would like to participate, what games they would like to play, specs for their desktop/laptop, suggestions for where to host it, etc.

Marie says, "Its a lual."

On the topic of Marie's going away party:
[12:32] mariekhuynh: Imma borrow decorations from a friend
[12:32] thomasnguyencom: don't forget to bring some coolers.
[12:32] mariekhuynh: Its a lual
[12:32] thomasnguyencom: wtf is a lual?
[12:34] mariekhuynh: I dunno how to spell it
[12:34] thomasnguyencom: oh hawaiian thing: luau?
[12:35] mariekhuynh: Yessss
[12:35] mariekhuynh: Lol
[12:35] mariekhuynh: Oops
[12:35] mariekhuynh: Sheep, goat. Same shit.
[12:35] mariekhuynh: :@
[12:35] mariekhuynh: Haha

So some of you may not know about the sheep/goat joke, so here goes:
Ben and I were watching Dirty Jobs, the one where Mike pulls out the testicles of a lamb with his teeth! Haven't seen it? It's gross and utterly painful to watch as a guy, watch his reflection on it here. It's not the actual video, but you have to watch it.



[From my memory, so it's just completely paraphrased]
Anyway, after watching it, Ben asked me, "Where are all the goats?" I was a little confused, "What do you mean?"..."You know, the males." I completely died laughing. He looked at me with confusion and re-explained, that the sheep were females and goats were the males. After explaining this reality to him, he was completely flustered! Hahaha, seriously...true story, ask Ben.

Congrats Ben, Marie and Teresa!

Well, we had a party at my house again and we all know Joseph, Sohel and Vikram are up to absolutely no good. I setup my webcam to check who comes in and out my room to take stuff or just shuffle things around. I'll need to get a better setup so I can record with a better angle.

The best part is that I setup my real webcam and NOT my laptop webcam, Joseph. Muahaha....



This is my very first clip I made from Windows Movie Maker on Vista. It's quite nice for basic things like this, but on a machine with just 2GB, it sucks!

Signs of Hulkashey.

[11:14] Hulkashey: somone better email me something
[11:14] Hulkashey: or i'm going to go crazy

Do the stanky leg!

[11:15] foxfoxly: Do the stanky leg!
[11:17] thomasnguyencom: LOL
[11:17] thomasnguyencom: omg sohel is totally obsessed with that
[11:17] foxfoxly: lol i knew it!
[11:17] foxfoxly: I KNEW IT!
[11:17] foxfoxly: mannn
[11:17] thomasnguyencom: ROFL!

It's a Sign.

[09:51] samario12345: rofl
[09:51] samario12345: your facebook profile
[09:51] samario12345: see the number on "view photos of thomas"
[09:51] samario12345: (547)
[09:52] thomasnguyencom: wtf. shit.
[09:52] samario12345: lol
[09:52] samario12345: it clearly is a sign
[09:52] samario12345: lol
[09:53] thomasnguyencom: totally fuckng AWESOMe
[09:53] samario12345: screencap SON

Most Evil.

[10:24] samario12345: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Most_Evil#The_scale_of_evil
[10:24] samario12345: sohel = 32? JEEESUZ
[10:24] samario12345: scale only goes to 22
[10:24] thomasnguyencom: daaaaaaaamn
[10:24] samario12345: lol

Express Your Anger Level.

[15:08] thomasnguyencom: you need an anger level monitor.
[15:08] thomasnguyencom: we all do.
[15:08] foxfoxly: I know
[15:08] foxfoxly: I little buzzer
[15:09] foxfoxly: I = a
[15:09] thomasnguyencom: yeah, and we can anger level up.
[15:09] foxfoxly: totally
[15:09] foxfoxly: we can name the levels
[15:09] foxfoxly: like "Grace Laural" and "Hulk-a-Shey"
[15:09] thomasnguyencom: sweeeet!
[15:09] thomasnguyencom: yes
[15:09] foxfoxly: Grace, Normal Shey, Hulk-a-shey
[15:10] thomasnguyencom: awesome. let's do it.
[15:10] foxfoxly: hahaha

Here's the Final QOTD List.

Shey - 06/10/2005
[13:15] (IM) tom: you suck.
[13:16] (IM) shey: know u suck

Marie - 06/11/2005
"I ate your ass." -at James' place.

Tom - 07/27/2005
[19:16] (IM) tom: hi again.
[19:16] (IM) marie: hi
[19:17] (IM) tom: what you wanna do friday night?
[19:17] (IM) marie: go see hamlet and play poker and drink
[19:17] (IM) tom: oo hamlet? where at?
[19:17] (IM) tom: who's all plan is this?
[19:18] (IM) marie: solo
[19:18] (IM) tom: solo? you cant play poker solo..or drink. that's against the rules.
[19:18] (IM) marie: hamlet, theater under stars i believe
[19:18] (IM) tom: OMG seriously? all by your self?
[19:18] (IM) tom: i wanna go.
[19:18] (IM) tom: shit.
[19:19] (IM) tom: i'll be your ham-buddy
[19:19] (IM) marie: soloman
[19:19] (IM) marie: silly
[19:19] (IM) marie: not by myself silly
[19:19] (IM) tom: haha wtf?! I GET IT.
[19:19] (IM) tom: haha
[19:19] (IM) marie: hahaha

Tom - 09/20/2005
(IM) vikram: hey rita called
(IM) vikram: she said to cancell the meeting
(IM) tom: rita can blow me.
(IM) tom: damn what pun.
(IM) tom: haha
(IM) vikram: hehe that bad
(IM) tom: hahaha
(IM) tom: dammit.

Vikram - 08/22/2005
[23:40] (IM) vikram: so how was school?
[23:41] (IM) tom: awesome dude.
[23:41] (IM) tom: i missed seeing young hot females. work doesn't have that...muahahaha
[23:42] (IM) vikram: hahah true but i can buy them
[23:42] (IM) vikram: LOL
[23:42] (IM) vikram: that was horrible
[23:43] (IM) vikram: lol

Grace - 10/07/2005
(IM) grace: i'm watching another fight at my friends but fights start late anyway
(IM) vikram: lol, you violent one
(IM) grace: oh yes
(IM) grace: i'm taking notes in case you guys try to rape me
(IM) vikram: ya they usually start late
(IM) vikram: oh wow...i cant belive u said that omg
(IM) grace: hahah sorry

Joseph - 10/25/2005
(IM) joseph: remember i brought a whole bag of beagles
(IM) joseph: and you ate some
(IM) joseph: and i had two canisters of that cream
(IM) tom: beagles?!
(IM) tom: thats a type of dog.
(IM) joseph: uh bagals?
(IM) tom: hahaahahaha
(IM) joseph: whatever you owe me for that too
(IM) tom: BAGELS.

Here's Sohel and His QOTD List.

Now, here's the infamous Sohel.

07/06/2005
[21:41] (IM) sohel: i hate my computer.
[21:41] (IM) sohel: i duno whats wrong with it
[21:41] (IM) sohel: i got all good parts
[21:43] (IM) tom: haha
[21:43] (IM) tom: DUI ERROR!
[21:43] (IM) sohel: Er?
[21:44] (IM) tom: dumb user's installation errORRRRRR!
[21:44] (IM) tom: haaha
[21:44] (IM) sohel: SHUT UR fACE
[21:45] (IM) tom: hahaahah
[21:45] (IM) tom: QOTD.
[21:46] (IM) sohel: more abbreviates.

11/11/2005
Tom: Harrison, say "Sohel, you're going down!"
Harrison: "...No I can't say bad words."

11/13/2005
(IM) sohel: pika boo
(IM) grace: HAHAHAHAH
(IM) sohel: lol
(IM) grace: its peek a boo, fool
(IM) sohel: not like pikachu?
(IM) grace: no!
(IM) sohel: yeah that makes more sense
(IM) grace: are you serious?
(IM) sohel: hahaha........

11/27/05
[15:57] (IM) sohel: u got any ideas for today?
[15:57] (IM) marie: no ideas
[15:57] (IM) marie: i want you to come up with something
[15:57] (IM) sohel: my ideas are worth $$
[15:58] (IM) sohel: how much r u bidding
[15:58] (IM) marie: $0.01
[15:58] (IM) marie: penny for your thoughts
[15:58] (IM) sohel: massive orgy
[15:59] (IM) sohel: but we have too many guys in our group
[15:59] (IM) sohel: sick
[15:59] (IM) sohel: i retract that statement
[15:59] (IM) marie: hahahahahahahahahahaha
[15:59] (IM) marie: you're a homo. i knew it.
[15:59] (IM) sohel: nevar
[15:59] (IM) marie: i'm posting that
[15:59] (IM) marie: loser
[15:59] (IM) sohel: im 100% hetero
[15:59] (IM) marie: yeah right
[16:00] (IM) sohel: the line cant be any straighter with me
[16:00] (IM) marie: you're as straight as a pretzel
[16:00] (IM) sohel: get ur mind out of the gutter
[16:00] (IM) sohel: i know u' like to see gay sex
[16:00] (IM) sohel: sicko
[16:01] (IM) marie: haha
[16:02] (IM) marie: only you having gay sex. no one else.

12/1/05
[11:09] (IM) sohel: you know what i do when i cant study when i should be
[11:09] (IM) sohel: porn
[11:10] (IM) marie: haha
[11:10] (IM) marie: do you really want me to post that?
[11:10] (IM) sohel: u crazy girl
[11:10] (IM) sohel: dont post that
[11:11] (IM) marie: stop forcing me to post things like this
[11:11] (IM) sohel: no one is pointin a gun to your hEAD
[11:11] (IM) marie: people are going to think that you're really a porno freak.
[11:11] (IM) marie: wait, you are a porno freak.
[11:11] (IM) sohel: o my goodness, im not
[11:11] (IM) sohel: once a day, tahts it
[11:11] (IM) sohel: maybe twice
[11:12] (IM) marie: this reminds me of that time when i borrowed your computer and you were downloading german orgy porn
[11:12] (IM) marie: you're making it worse...
[11:12] (IM) marie: stop talking
[11:12] (IM) sohel: that video wasnt even all that
[11:12] (IM) sohel: i coudltn watch it anymore
[11:12] (IM) sohel: casue of u
[11:12] (IM) marie: hahaha
[11:12] (IM) marie: that's it
[11:12] (IM) marie: i'm posting it
[11:12] (IM) sohel: ur evil
[11:12] (IM) sohel: lol
[11:13] (IM) marie: i know

1/19/06
(23:38:42) (IM) sohel: nytir mi tou urb ot noe tgrih
(23:38:46) (IM) sohel: MOM KEEPS KNOCKIN ON MY DOOR
(23:38:48) (IM) sohel: ANNOYING
(23:39:05) (IM) sohel: shes like " what are you DOING?!"

1/21/06
(16:41:09) sohel: i went to express
(16:41:12) sohel: a gay man hit on me
(16:41:40) tom.com: i dont blame him. you're flaming.

Hold Up, Wait a Minute...

I'll be porting stuff over to the blog rather than pages. Let's start with Javier and his quote of the day montage.

06/07/2005
"My roommate got some internet." -Talking with Dustin.

04/30/2005
Javier's Alphabet: "A B C D E F G H J I K L M N O P...T V W X Y Z."
"OH!!! U!!! T U V."

04/29/2005
"What's that periscope that tells you your fortune?", "I mean, what's the heriscope that tells you your fortune?"

04/28/2005
Marie: "So Javier, what are the names of the months in order?"
Javier: "January, February, March, April, June, July, May, April, September, November, October, December."
Marie: "Are you serious? You didn't learn the names of the months in order?"
Javier: "I didn't have t.v., that's why I didn't learn it." [no t.v = no ability to learn the months??]
Marie: "When are you supposed to learn the names of the months anyway?"
Javier: "I think that was first grade."
Marie: "And you don't think it's important to learn them?!?"
Javier: "No, I don't need to know them. No one's going to quiz me on them."
[10 minute break for laugher]
Javier: "They put me special ed. It scared me because they were slobbering and screaming. The teacher went over the letter A for a whole week and she asked, 'What did we learn this week?' and I would be like 'A!!!! Yay!'"
Marie: "Wow. So you can't say January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August, September, October, November, December?"
Javier: "Oh. We just wanna show our knowledge huh?"
Marie: "Javier, it's November, then December."
Javier: "November! Oh turkey!"

04/25/2005
"God only made a few perfect heads, and for the others... he gave them hair."

03/29/2005
First step was to familiarize myself in how one looks like which there is one example in the book.

03/26/2005
"Once upon a time, when the world was 2-D..." -Communications paper.

Post-Ike Follow Up.

I hope everyone is doing ok. Update us on your status; here's mine:

[Home]
Power: no.
Water: yes.
Gas: yes.
Supplies: yes.

[Work]
Going: NOPE!
When: No idea.

I'm staying at my parents' place where we have everything including Internet. WHOOT!

Operation School Supplies.

If you're free Saturday, come out! There's no need to sign up or anything, but if you're on My Cougar Connection, click here. I'll probably end up crashing at Joseph's after Friday's soccer match. We can go do something chill and hit up a few bars or go watch Clone Wars.

Sort & Box day at UH Athletics/Alumni Center
Saturday Aug 16, 2008, 8 am to Noon

UH Athletics/Alumni Center
3100 Cullen Blvd
Houston, TX 77204

.NET Dojo - Free Hands On Training for ASP.NET MVC

It's free. It's in one month. GOGOGO!
http://flux88.com/NETDojoFreeHandsOnTrainingForASPNETMVC.aspx

Lan Party

We need a LAN party! I have been reduced to playing Sims 2. You can let the tragedy go unresolved or you can make a difference. How does July 25 sound? NeoGamers
3348B FM 528, Friendswood, TX 77546 US

Got HeartAttack?

After Shon's brown-sugar coated bacon we had for the Fourth of July, here's something we're looking at for the next party. I'm wonder how it will turn out and how many heart attacks it will cause. I'd make everyone sign a waiver before eating these, especially if we deep fried them.

[10:32] b22c34v56: http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=10863
[10:32] b22c34v56: next project
[10:36] thomasnguyencom: next project++ = deepFry(next project)
[10:36] thomasnguyencom: hahaha
[10:36] b22c34v56: yep, I won't live past 30
[10:37] b22c34v56: wait
[10:37] b22c34v56: you are taking the value of next project
[10:38] thomasnguyencom: hahaha
[10:38] b22c34v56: and setting it to the same variable
[10:38] b22c34v56: and then incrementing it?
[10:38] thomasnguyencom: nono nextProject++ (next NEXT project)
[10:38] thomasnguyencom: wait...
[10:38] thomasnguyencom: nvm.
[10:38] thomasnguyencom: should be ++next project
[10:38] thomasnguyencom: lol
[10:39] b22c34v56: next project = deepFry(next project)
[10:39] b22c34v56: why would it not be that?
[10:41] thomasnguyencom: don't you want to try the current one first, then one-up it after?
[10:41] thomasnguyencom: you could do it all in one shot...
[10:42] b22c34v56: in reality, I don't want to do it at all

Someone Says "Hi."

New Star Wars Game for the Wii.

(12:59:19 PM) me: link
(12:59:24 PM) me: get me a wii.
(12:59:32 PM) me: send to the other oltorfs.
(1:00:20 PM) vik: haha...i will buy u one, if u buy me one
(1:00:25 PM) me: seriously?
(1:00:28 PM) me: let's do it man.
(1:00:36 PM) vik: i will never leave the house
(1:00:44 PM) vik: oh man it would be sweet though
(1:00:48 PM) me: like on a random day, we go to joseph's and trade gifts for no reason
(1:00:55 PM) me: you already DO never leave the house. wtf...

The game releases September 16, 2008. I'm giving up going out to get a Wii and this game. Ok, ok, let's be realistic I'll go out less...

Dude, Seriously...You Got PWNED.

Thanks to everyone for coming out for the crawfish boil!

I can't really tell if you took a puzzle piece or not, but anyway...YOU GOT CAUGHT! It was two clips merged together with Windows Movie Maker, so I can't really see if you took one or not, but I DO know you thought about it. Nice try, buddy...LOL.

OOP, projects, and practices... oh my!

I got a call from a representative of JP Morgan today. He started to ask me about my previous projects and a started to draw a ______ (also, I was shopping for food at the time). If you have ever been in a class with me or if we have worked on a project or two together, then I would like you to contact me and help me remember. Also, if you have any advice for interviews, please let me know. Thanks in advance.

-The guy with the hat and the pool cue

Who wants to have a lan party?

What would you people say to giving Quake 3 Arena a try (again). I'm sure everyone has a copy or could at least obtain one. Let me know if you are interested.

Austin .NET Code Camp 2008.

Who would be down to go? We can stay at some friends' places.

Who: You
What: Austin .NET Code Camp 2008 (CodeCampServer)
Where: Austin, Texas
When: Tentatively, May 17, 2008, , but check here when the date's available.
Why: Learn stuff.

Yes, we'll be going out in the evening...

Visual Studio 2005 Install Fest.

DENG IT! We all should have gone!!! Dustin and Paul, let us know next time!!!

Man, you can find ANYONE on the Internet nowadays...even PAUL!

Congratulations, Grace and Luke!

So the first member in our group has been hitched...who is next?

Texas Bowl!!!

We were invited to the Texas Bowl on Friday, December 28th. Can someone find out if we can still get free tickets to the game? We'll be playing at the Reliant Stadium!

http://uhcougars.cstv.com/sports/m-footbl/spec-rel/112507aaa.html
http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/headline/sports/5326685.html

FREE Tailgating Saturday!

Who: Anyone
What: Homecoming Game, UH vs. Marshall
Where: Robertson Stadium
When: THIS Saturday starting at 11:30 AM
Why: FREE food, FREE game (bring UH ID)

We have a few tents we can go to that are completely free.

New Development Process

Here's a process: ho*, do what i say when i say!